SHABBAT VAYAKHEL-PEKUDEI 5780: REFLECTIONS FROM INSIDE OUR SACRED TENT

REMARKS DELIVERED FRIDAY, MARCH 20, 2020 – 7:45 PM

Shabbat Shalom and welcome once again to our WRT Shabbat Live-Stream!  It’s good to be with you, even virtually.  I hope you are safe and healthy and negotiating this challenge with as much hope and equanimity of spirit as you can muster.

Tonight we complete the Book of Exodus.  For the last several weeks, we have been wandering in the wilderness, seeking shelter from the unknown.  That, at least, is what our recent Torah portions have been telling us.

The major project undertaken by the Israelite community over these consecutive Torah portions is the building of a communal Mishkan or sacred dwelling place, sometimes also called an Ohel Mo’ed or Tent of Meeting — that portable sanctuary in the wilderness where God would dwell among the Israelites on their journeys

It is ironic that our portion speaks of a communal, public gathering space at a time when public gatherings are off-limits, when they carry grave risks, when each of us is doing our part, our communal responsibility not to gather, not to worship together, not to come to our beautiful sanctuary to pray and sing and take shelter, and find comfort in the presence of our community.

The Torah recognizes that we need such spaces; that to be deprived of them is to feel isolated, even removed from the very presence of God who dwells among the people when we come together for a holy purpose

But, still, we are doing what we must, and it is heartening that we can utilize some technological innovations to bring us together in virtual space even when we can’t convene in real space.

And, although the Torah emphasizes, in elaborate detail, all the physical elements of the Mishkan — its specific measurements, down to the very last cubit; its fabric curtains and wooden supports; its metal clasps and woven ornamentation; its copper vessels and the golden Ark of the Covenant at the heart of the structure… even, with all of this, if we read carefully, we can learn that the physical structure was not the essence of the Mishkan.

We can all certainly relate.  Here I stand, in our beautiful sanctuary…. But, as lovely and warm and inspiring as our building is—and it is—the building itself is not what makes WRT our spiritual home, our tent of meeting, our place for encountering the community and the Divine.  

If we pay attention to what the Torah tells us about the Tabernacle, we learn that it is, rather, three other noteworthy aspects of the Mishkan that truly define the project as sacred and its purpose, Divine.

First, the Torah makes clear that contributing to, and constructing, and furnishing, and finishing the tent is a project shared among the entire community.  Moses may direct the work, but every person is invited to donate precious resources toward the Mishkan — and “whosoever’s heart was moved,” the Torah says, gave, and supported, and sustained this project.  I know from my years serving WRT that what makes our Mishkan special is so much more than our beautiful campus—it’s the way in which so many of your hearts and souls have given generously in supporting our mission.  We need you, and we need each other, now more than ever.  I want to say thank you to everyone who has asked how to reach out and sustain the community.  I want to say thank you to everyone who has placed a loving phone call, text, or email, checking in on a friend, a relative, a fellow congregant.  It is this shared communal commitment that makes our tent holy.  Starting earlier this week, and continuing for as long as our campus will remain closed for public gatherings, we will continue to share with our congregational community ideas for supporting the members of our extended community, whether that’s through a contribution to Feeding Westchester, our local Food Bank, or the temple’s own Hungry and Homeless Fund, which will provide for people in our community hit hard by the pandemic, or through virtual outreach.  Each of us can give of ourselves in bringing a little bit of hope at this anxious time, a little bit of light in the darkness.

Secondly, I would invite us to note the verse in which God commands Moses to build the Tabernacle.  In this instruction, God describes the blueprint for the Tabernacle as a pattern, the Hebrew word tavnit.  A Midrash imagines that when God showed Moses the pattern for the Tabernacle, an image of the structure appeared before the prophet as a constellation of multicolored fire, almost like a hologram.  Moses balked and said, “Where on earth am I going to get multicolored fire to build this thing?”  To which God responded, “No, Moses!  I have my materials; you’ll use yours.”  

In this lesson, I think, the Rabbis are suggesting that we, human beings, have to do our best, with our earthly materials, to emulate the pattern that God has in mind for the world.  So, we can’t gather in our usual Tabernacle, in all its physical beauty, its wood and glass and fabric; instead, we have to follow the pattern by creating new ways of praying together — like this one.  In virtual space, we create a pattern of the Tabernacle.  We may not be able to replicate the look of WRT in our living rooms.  But we can replicate, to the best of our ability, the feel of WRT, in our shared yearnings, in the pattern of our prayer, in our common hopes and dreams, in our shared will to overcome whatever challenge has been placed before us.

And finally, we should note well that when God invites the Israelites to build a Mishkan, a Tent of Meeting, it does not actually promise that, upon its completion, God will reside there.  We do not, we cannot, build earthly structures that can contain God.  What the Torah does promise is that if we build a Tabernacle after a Godly pattern, then God will dwell among them—among the people.  

So where is God?  Here in this sanctuary with me?  Maybe, but certainly not exclusively.  In fact, I need to tell you, it’s lonely in here, and I miss you.  What I do feel is that God is among us tonight, among the people – with you, with all of us.  God is among the infected in hospital beds, and among the quietly heroic doctors and nurses who are caring for them.  God is among all those public health workers, scientists, and servants of the common good who are promoting a rigorous protocol to mitigate the spread of the disease; who are researching a vaccine and treatments to alleviate the damage; who are communicating honestly and without sensationalism about our responsibility to save and protect life as one human family, all in the same boat together. 

V’asu li mikdash, v’shachanti b’tocham, says God:  “Build me a sanctuary, and I will dwell among them” – among the people, among us.  

Dwell, O God, among us now, as we each seek shelter in our own Tabernacles of home and health and hope.  Dwell with us, with our community, with all who need you most, in our time of shared need.  

Let us say the words that are shared whenever a Book of Torah is completed.  Now, as we finish the Book of Exodus, we say — Chazak, Chazak, v’nitchazeik:  Be strong, be strong, and, together, we will give strength to one another. 

Amen.

 

Jewish Humor Video Playlist, 1990-2020

Hi everyone,

Here’s the playlist for the 3rd and final session of my winter Jewish Humor class.  I figured it was worth putting online, especially with many of us looking for a smile or two in these difficult hours.

Please stay safe and well – and keep in touch.

Affectionately,

Jonathan

 

Jerry Seinfeld (1989 – 1998)

Anti-Dentite:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3S4Rp8t1jA

George Hates the Jews:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6UwDP23s4

Jewish Food:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7li06J4MQ

Yada Yada Yada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CKyWu87W78

Babka:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i78azsi7M94

Soup Nazi:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSTiKHOFEI

Garry Shandling/The Larry Sanders Show (1992 – 1998)

“Hey Now” – with Jeffrey Tambor – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdHpQW-pEs

Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm – 

Palestinian Chicken Place – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co_BhTxgWys

Survivor – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd4b059yNNo

Montage – Curb’s Guide to Being Jewish – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huWsKN1Vtmo

With Richard Lewis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sikDNoqhE0

Larry David Accepts the Laurel Award: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz0JzbwXz9Q

As Bernie Sanders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZfEVc6Hj8

See full clip starting at 5:50 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfmwGAd1L-o

Adam Sandler

Chanukah Song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5Z-HpHH9g&feature=youtu.be

The Zohan:  Hummus – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB4o32RRLvQ

On Howard Stern chanting Torah blessings (this is amazing) – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcPRP-8mHi0

(Stern has called himself “King of All Media” since 1992; his biographical film “Private Parts” is from 1997.)

The Simpsons

FYI, … “[H]alf the show’s writers are Jewish as are three of the main voice actors — Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson), Hank Azaria (Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Duffman) and Harry Shearer (Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner).  “The place is sort of like a kibbutz, only more Jewish,” he said, throwing out one-liners that would have made Henny Youngman proud.  Reiss showed clips of a few Jewish moments in the show, including the backstory of Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known as Krusty the Clown, the son of Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky. The rabbi was voiced by Jackie Mason; Reiss described him as one of his favorites among the 800 or so guest stars the show has featured.  There also are several recurring characters in the show who are portrayed as Jewish, including Duffman, Superintendent Chalmers, Dolph Starbeam and a nursing home resident simply known as Old Jewish Man” (from https://www.jewishexponent.com/2019/03/20/simpsons-writer-reveals-shows-jewish-bona-fides/)

Krusty the self-hating Jew – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0bdyVnq0eY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-kTFs9861M

The Coen Brothers

A Serious Man – The Junior Rabbi – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkq-Fd9TU8k

A Serious Man – The Goy’s Teeth – https://vimeo.com/104193227

A Serious Man – Opening Scene (Yiddish) – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFpn3Cv2CE4

The Rabbi is Busy – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQQsBjOrNMY

(Start film at 9:00)

Andy Samberg – 

With Ben Stiller as Jewish Willy Wonka: https://www.aish.com/j/jt/Jtube-Saturday-Night-Live-Jewish-Willy-Wonka.html

As Moishe Samberg With Cornelius Timberlake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9N9kMD7qCk

Sarah Silverman

Being Jewish vs. Being Black – http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m1y05b/the-sarah-silverman-program-being-jewish

On Piers Morgan, The World Hates Jews – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvxOUvMn9QM

On the Holocaust: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8z5wBwY5Zw

Hitler Goes to Heaven – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7pOjYtx0Yg

Amy Schumer

On Being Jewish: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ms6jap/comedy-central-presents-amy-jewmer

On Radio Show: https://www.jta.org/jewniverse/2016/how-amy-schumers-bat-mitzvah-disaster-inspired-her-comedy-career

Tiffany Haddish – on Fallon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBemM8qgPlo

Detour:  The Canadians

Rick Moranis

Eugene Levy (and now his son Dan Levy, Schitt’s Creek)

Lorne Michael

Seth Rogen on Thanksgiving – https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10154715986053851

“The Night Before” Trailer – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOBdxkhJvHQ

Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Seth Rogen Rap Battle: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6io40q

Harold Ramis (SCTV, Stripes, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkEUpymTanA

Jon Stewart

On Israel:  http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ckzvqn/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-hebrew-nationalist

JAP Battlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TQmo5TvZQY

Jack Black

Jack Black talks about being Jewish – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFvIqXHarjo

Sacha Baron Cohen

On comedy – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvBzoN3tSYU

Throw the Jew Down the Well – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKphIxuPiEE

The Running of the Jew – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ZJY5I-c2c

Borat – Self Defense: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_GOmXt-DKg

Ali G. On Religion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBJwg2-wX0w

Bruno Makes Peace in the Middle East – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYZ0OhwpGWU

Behind the Scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZheYqoKtt60

On Jimmy Kimmel, Borat does Election Tampering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5xLNypFrV4

Erran Morad – Who is America? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biQtnmiA7T4

Rain Pryor – 

Fried Chicken & Latkes – https://www.biography.com/video/rain-pryor-fried-chicken-and-latkes-15040067649

Marvelous Mrs. Maisel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6XJeFEZT3U&list=PLX3hf66ICYrU1nIHTXDEHDSI27L4u8BN9&index=67

Yidlife Crisis feat. Rabbi Lisa Grushcowhttps://www.yidlifecrisis.com/whatsnu